The long awaited update for Secret Sartre, the deconstructive social deduction game of postmodernism on campus is finally here! Reality has managed to unlock Jordan Peterson and Bret Weinstein as fully playable characters.

To use them, remove any of Darwin, Dennett, Dawkins, Russel, or Chomsky (but not Curie, who is token) from the original Science decks, and add the Peterson and Weinstein cards.

You can now recreate a faculty meeting at Evergreen State College in the safe confines of your home!